Wednesday, December 15, 2004

The thing in which we'll catch the king.

I wrote a musical with some help from friends, some of whom know about music, which helped. Christmas farce slash musical revue thing. It opened while I was in the Magic Kingdom, and so I was itching to see it on my return to the Fatal Shore. The street press have labeled it post-post-post modern and the official hacks liked the sight-gags. It's pretty fuckin funny, in the way one can seriously amuse oneself, and the cast is spectacular. But the actors appear at the bar after the show looking like actual Colonial wrecks, emaciated, exhausted remnants of the Gulag that is co-op theatre. Most of these actors are slumming it in order to benefit a tops production, none of them are strangers to the fringe, and all of them are slumming it in the sense that the current government seems intent on running the Arts back into the prostitution racket. It's sad to see actors so poor and starving, not brooch to the eyeball sad, you'll find it rather common if you look around, but pretty sad after having been gloriously entertained all night by them, knowing the whole two month commitment won't even cover their rent. Then again it didn't pay mine either. Better than a kick in the head I suppose.




16 Comments:

Blogger ms fits said...

I presume a national tour is out of the question, then.

December 15, 2004 7:12 PM  
Blogger tms said...

There'd be a fuckin mutiny. Which has totally inspired me for next year's extravaganza. A Musical on the Bounty. That's a winner. We can stage it in a park somewhere...

December 15, 2004 7:23 PM  
Blogger daniel said...

I saw said play/musical a couple of weeks ago and laughed my tits off. I had no idea what to expect so was totally surprised and amused as it unravelled. Top work. The cast is spectacular. The writing's not half bad either :)

December 15, 2004 7:26 PM  
Blogger la nadine said...

its true! daniel has no tits left to speak of. none at all. poor boy.

December 15, 2004 7:29 PM  
Blogger ms fits said...

Feeling so Melbourne right now.

December 15, 2004 7:31 PM  
Blogger tms said...

Ah Melbourne. Bad political theatre, spunkrats in black turtlenecks, Red Wine at Bar Open. Land of the Feasible Rent Payments and Producers of Cat Fempire. For that we'll only ever just understand you.

December 15, 2004 7:40 PM  
Blogger la nadine said...

you know what's good in melbourne? schmitzel sandwiches, that's what. especially around the festive season.

December 15, 2004 7:45 PM  
Blogger ms fits said...

Please don't torment me with Red Wine word pictures (capitals, no less) when I have roughly three hours of work left for the year.

December 15, 2004 7:49 PM  
Blogger la nadine said...

schmitzel sandwiches with extra taBOUDli of course.

ok, i'll stop now.

December 15, 2004 7:52 PM  
Blogger tms said...

*sigh*

i'm just a cutlet to you aren't I? some crumbs beaten into a bit of milk-fed. still...

*narrows eyes mistily, meaningfully*

...better than the aforemention kick in the noggin.

as for capital letters, they seem to come in and out of my life as they please, just like my younger brother.

now there's a fuckin piece of schnitzel, let me assure you.

December 15, 2004 7:54 PM  
Blogger ms fits said...

'i'm just a cutlet to you aren't I?'


If I had a dollar for every Sydney-based LA-travelling writer/actor/blogger boy who threw that old chestnut in my direction...

December 15, 2004 8:01 PM  
Blogger tms said...

don't be fishing for chestnut sympathy with that much left in your workin year.

December 15, 2004 8:05 PM  
Blogger ms fits said...

I shall fish as I please, thank-you very much. Chestnuts or otherwise.

December 15, 2004 8:27 PM  
Blogger portek said...

"fishing for chestnut"

water chestnuts I presume then... sorry - that WAS really bad! I can't believe I"m about to click "Publish"

December 16, 2004 6:23 AM  
Blogger Dani said...

Why stop at an all-singing, all-dancing farce slash musical revue extravaganza? I'm holding my breath for your next post-post-post modern masterpiece - On Ice.

December 16, 2004 7:22 PM  
Blogger nicole said...

Schmitz on ice - shaken, not stirred.

December 17, 2004 2:09 AM  

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